GDPR Readiness: A Quick Start Guide

Get to Know the EU’s General Data Protection Regulation

Half of all affected businesses won’t be ready for the May launch of the GDPR; here’s what you need to know.

  • The GDPR affects more than just Europe.

    Companies that do business in Europe or collect or maintain personal data about European residents will be required to comply with the regulation.
  • The fines for violating the GDPR are staggering.

    Violations of the GDPR’s privacy requirements can be penalized by as much as 4% annual corporate turnover, or €20 million — whichever is greater.

  • U.S. discovery requirements conflict with GDPR protections.

    While U.S. rules require collection and preservation of information for litigation, the EU has no such provisions, instead prioritizing the privacy of its residents’ information.

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